Google Meme

I stole this meme from Avitable (http://www.avitable.com/). If you haven't checked out his blog you are missing some interesting humor. Google the eight phrases substituting your name. For the sake of this meme I used my real last name but sustituted my alter ego here.

1. "mcmanimal needs"
a. no nipping or tucking
b. to take an intelligence class
c. to stop screwing people
d. to and should stop this power trip now before someone gets seriously hurt or maybe even killed.

2. "mcmanimal is"
a. a hypocrite
b. having the time of his life
c. up for challenge
d. quite a package

3. "mcmanimal likes"
a. cock
b. 'em young. Really young.
c. the pro prospects of former Illini tailback Pierre Thomas
d. to talk about his days as the second captain of the Andrea Gale

4. "mcmanimal wants"
a. more officers pounding the streets
b. to make money
c. necrophilia angle to continue
d. to follow in the footsteps of 'perfect role-model'

5. "mcmanimal gets"
a. Drunk
b. his head shaved
c. another idea for a show
d. His Groove On!!

6. "mcmanimal says"
a. “We're tripping over ourselves”.
b. I love the old beer advertisements.
c. "not tonight"
d. "I had always wanted to play with Tom"

7. "mcmanimal does"
a. not collect your personal information while you browse our site
b. not have the answer to happiness
c. a nice job of combining theory, data, and feminist analysis
d. the solo thing with aplomb

8. "mcmanimal eats"
a. pieces of shit for breakfast?
b. a doughnut
c. a pickle with a monkey after going roller skating with a turnip
d. babyback ribs

Have we gone too far?

Nappy headed hos
Unfortunate comedy
Black hypocrisy

A double standard
When language is not equal
We are all doomed